So what you are all saying is that if I go into work, people might actually expect me to work and/or talk to me?
Sadly, yes. One of my team just called to ask for the rest of the week off. Good plan! She works from home, and hadn't quite put it together that her husband and both kids would be around the whole week.
Gill Sans and ITC Kabel are two space-saving fonts that I've run across.
Has anyone already posted this article about energy saving bulbs being linked to migraines? [link]
I'm actually doing an OK job so far slashing and burning the text. Good times, good times.
I'm bored.
Somebody set something on fire.
Can I wait until I get to work? That might solve that whole people wanting me to work issue as well.
Somebody set something on fire.
Paging Cass. Jilli is otherwise occupied, I believe.
I'm bored.
Somebody set something on fire.
I'm cold enough that I might set my toes on fire. Would that work?
I'm cold too. And hungry. Can someone set something on fire for me to eat?
Oopsie.
The Rapture will happen in 2007! Or at least it was supposed to....
God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published. It was published in June 2004. ...
...The prophetic dream God gave me was about the rapture and how the rapture related to my own personal life and the town I live in. The prophetic message that I believe God wants me to share is that the rapture of the church (God's children) will happen this year 2007!!
Here's his book 2007
Well, since it is now 2008, he has this to say (in asscapps):
I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHY THE RAPTURE DID NOT HAPPEN IN THE TIME FRAME I SAID. I KNEW I WAS NOT TO RELEASE THIS PROPHECY UNTIL GOD TOLD ME TO. THAT IS WHY I KEPT THE DREAM TO MYSELF FROM 1986 TO 2003. I STILL BELIEVE THE PROPHETIC DREAM I HAD WAS FROM GOD. I HAVE TOLD THE DREAM JUST AS GOD GAVE IT TO ME. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS THAT I RELEASED THE DREAM AT THE WRONG TIME AND GOT THE BOOK PUBLISHED TOO EARLY. MAYBE THE DREAM HAD SOME KIND OF SYMBOLIC MEANING INSTEAD OF A LITERAL MEANING THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT YET. I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG AND WHY THE PROPHECY FAILED.
[link]
eta: Oh, you gotta see the guy's website: [link]
Giant asscapps of mea culpas....