I know, right?
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 4:59:13 am PST #329 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dana - Jan 02, 2008 5:04:11 am PST #330 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
People want to have conversations too. Like, about how my holidays were.
The nerve of them.
Emily - Jan 02, 2008 5:04:38 am PST #331 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I know the feeling, Tom. Here I am, barely managing consciousness, and these students keep expecting me to teach or something. Craziness!
I just remembered that I had a long involved dream this morning in which I discovered that Clark Kent, over the last two years of Smallville, had been living an extra life as a congressman who changed parties (GOP-ward), won re-election, and personally saved 58 people from Katrina. I know it's been a while since I watched, but WOW.
Miracleman - Jan 02, 2008 5:05:53 am PST #332 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
You know what I can't figure out? Why, at work, people keep calling me and asking me work-related type questions. What the fuck is the matter with these people, anyway?
Fuckmonsters.
Tom Scola - Jan 02, 2008 5:09:43 am PST #333 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
I had a long, involved dream where my professor, Patrick Dempsey, was yelling at me and calling me a liar because I tried to sneak out of class to retrieve the paper that was due and had left in my dorm.
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 5:14:27 am PST #334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's a conspiracy. My bosses want to bill our clients, and in exchange our clients want some work done for them. Who gets screwed? Me! The little guy.
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 5:20:14 am PST #335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The hot new fashion for '08?
Steampunk fashion: zeppelin sky-hat
Molly "Porkshanks" Friedrich's Ludiculous Skytop Zeppelin Hat is a sky-blue, cloud-decorated leatherette top-hat, featuring a miniature zeppelin on its brim.
Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 5:21:11 am PST #336 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have to take six pages and turn them into five pages that cover information not included in the original six pages. Argh.
Dana - Jan 02, 2008 5:22:39 am PST #337 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Smaller font and bigger margins, Jesse.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2008 5:24:54 am PST #338 of 10001
I have to figure out how to recreate excel templates that got deleted and I wasn't around for the creation of. FUN.