It's a conspiracy. My bosses want to bill our clients, and in exchange our clients want some work done for them. Who gets screwed? Me! The little guy.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The hot new fashion for '08?
Steampunk fashion: zeppelin sky-hat
Molly "Porkshanks" Friedrich's Ludiculous Skytop Zeppelin Hat is a sky-blue, cloud-decorated leatherette top-hat, featuring a miniature zeppelin on its brim.
I have to take six pages and turn them into five pages that cover information not included in the original six pages. Argh.
Smaller font and bigger margins, Jesse.
I have to figure out how to recreate excel templates that got deleted and I wasn't around for the creation of. FUN.
I dreamed that I was trying to find our classroom, and when I got there, the floor had a serious tilt, and I could barely balance my laptop on my knees... and the teacher was Magneto?
Clearly I was anticipating my return to class today... but Magneto?
I wonder if glossolalia could be considered a valid business writing style....
Did we all consume too much media over the holidays?
Smaller font and bigger margins, Jesse.
Yeah, what's the narrowest font? I've been told 12 point font, 1" max margins. (What does that even mean? I'm assuming they mean I can't use .25" margins, but that's not quite how it reads, right?)
So what you are all saying is that if I go into work, people might actually expect me to work and/or talk to me?
I don't think I like this system.
I'm glad you got back okay though, Tom.