Wash ,'Ariel'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I know the feeling, Tom. Here I am, barely managing consciousness, and these students keep expecting me to teach or something. Craziness!
I just remembered that I had a long involved dream this morning in which I discovered that Clark Kent, over the last two years of Smallville, had been living an extra life as a congressman who changed parties (GOP-ward), won re-election, and personally saved 58 people from Katrina. I know it's been a while since I watched, but WOW.
You know what I can't figure out? Why, at work, people keep calling me and asking me work-related type questions. What the fuck is the matter with these people, anyway?
Fuckmonsters.
I had a long, involved dream where my professor, Patrick Dempsey, was yelling at me and calling me a liar because I tried to sneak out of class to retrieve the paper that was due and had left in my dorm.
It's a conspiracy. My bosses want to bill our clients, and in exchange our clients want some work done for them. Who gets screwed? Me! The little guy.
The hot new fashion for '08?
Steampunk fashion: zeppelin sky-hat
Molly "Porkshanks" Friedrich's Ludiculous Skytop Zeppelin Hat is a sky-blue, cloud-decorated leatherette top-hat, featuring a miniature zeppelin on its brim.
I have to take six pages and turn them into five pages that cover information not included in the original six pages. Argh.
Smaller font and bigger margins, Jesse.
I have to figure out how to recreate excel templates that got deleted and I wasn't around for the creation of. FUN.
I dreamed that I was trying to find our classroom, and when I got there, the floor had a serious tilt, and I could barely balance my laptop on my knees... and the teacher was Magneto?
Clearly I was anticipating my return to class today... but Magneto?
I wonder if glossolalia could be considered a valid business writing style....