Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 9:10:11 am PST #1861 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think the FCM difference is definitely made over whether the sailors are gentlemen-yachters or dudes who run around the bowels of an aircraft carrier. Because, the former have nice muscles (if they pull their own lines) and the latter have nice swearing skills.

(I'm still not convinced race car driving is even a sport, any more than chess is a sport; and anyway, do they have any incentive toward nice muscles? I don't want to invest in a race car driver and then find, when he strips off the jumpsuit, that he's got a wafflefanny underneath.)


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:10:58 am PST #1862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want to invest in a race car driver and then find, when he strips off the jumpsuit, that he's got a wafflefanny underneath.

Don't have him take off the jumpsuit. Not all the way, anyway.


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 9:11:26 am PST #1863 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hello! Chafing!


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:15:21 am PST #1864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, eh. If you can have fun with a gimp suit, you can work something out.


-t - Jan 09, 2008 9:16:09 am PST #1865 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

See, I would assume nicer muscles on the Navy sailors than the gentleman yachters.

Got no basis for that, of course, but that's how I'd lean.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2008 9:17:17 am PST #1866 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suppose I should do research on yachters to make a proper comparison.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:19:49 am PST #1867 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I have a marine?


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 9:26:21 am PST #1868 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

If you can have fun with a gimp suit, you can work something out.

This strikes me as kind of a big if. A quantum if, you might say.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2008 9:29:39 am PST #1869 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why do I feel the need to justify the merely F'ing and not M'ing of racers?

Dude, you need ten years of therapy before you even approach that question.

(I'm still not convinced race car driving is even a sport, any more than chess is a sport; and anyway, do they have any incentive toward nice muscles? I don't want to invest in a race car driver and then find, when he strips off the jumpsuit, that he's got a wafflefanny underneath.)

t covers Cassie's eyes

If jockeys are athletes than race car drivers are athletes. And, yes, they tend to have wonderful wee muscular bodies.

t uncovers Cassie's eyes, waves something sparkly and pink


juliana - Jan 09, 2008 9:37:20 am PST #1870 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

the former have nice muscles (if they pull their own lines) and the latter have nice swearing skills.

Give me swearing skills over muscles any day. Besides, the latter probably know how to incapacitate the former, and that's kinda hot.