Maybe it was the dozen roses he had sticking out of the neck stump.
He mailed the cow's head to his wife's lover, not his wife.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 9:04:38 am PST #1857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 9:06:59 am PST #1858 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
D'oh. Second reading comprehension error I've made and posted on in the last five minutes (points to Boxed Set).
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2008 9:07:49 am PST #1859 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
FCM: Pirates, Cavemen, Astronauts
Are we talking John Crichton Astronauts, or diaper-wearing kidnapper Astronauts? All crazies are not behotted equally...
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:09:27 am PST #1860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That Myspace impersonator issue was on my mind while I was watching a Cold Case Tivo grabbed for me last night. On it, the girl's mother was online pretending to be her and pouring out her heart to a slightly older guy. The girl got involved a couple times when things came into meatspace--a note, a flower, a phone call, but most of the communication wasn't her.
So very messed up.
Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 9:10:11 am PST #1861 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think the FCM difference is definitely made over whether the sailors are gentlemen-yachters or dudes who run around the bowels of an aircraft carrier. Because, the former have nice muscles (if they pull their own lines) and the latter have nice swearing skills.
(I'm still not convinced race car driving is even a sport, any more than chess is a sport; and anyway, do they have any incentive toward nice muscles? I don't want to invest in a race car driver and then find, when he strips off the jumpsuit, that he's got a wafflefanny underneath.)
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:10:58 am PST #1862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't want to invest in a race car driver and then find, when he strips off the jumpsuit, that he's got a wafflefanny underneath.
Don't have him take off the jumpsuit. Not all the way, anyway.
Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 9:11:26 am PST #1863 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Hello! Chafing!
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:15:21 am PST #1864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, eh. If you can have fun with a gimp suit, you can work something out.
-t - Jan 09, 2008 9:16:09 am PST #1865 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
See, I would assume nicer muscles on the Navy sailors than the gentleman yachters.
Got no basis for that, of course, but that's how I'd lean.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2008 9:17:17 am PST #1866 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I suppose I should do research on yachters to make a proper comparison.