Please to put my left knee on your list. It might feel better afterwards. It certainly won't be worse.
Ooooh, and if it didn't I could get a peg leg. Of course, then I would have to get an eye patch.
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Please to put my left knee on your list. It might feel better afterwards. It certainly won't be worse.
Ooooh, and if it didn't I could get a peg leg. Of course, then I would have to get an eye patch.
Emily and vw, I hereby encourage you to do whatever you need to get all your stuff done AND get the rest you need.
In my case, that would perhaps require a personality transplant or different medication. I seem to be constitutionally incapable of either one of these things, let alone both! But thank you for the thought!
Ooooh, and if it didn't I could get a peg leg. Of course, then I would have to get an eye patch.
And a parrot! Though I guess one of the cats could do.
It'd be even cooler if the cat wore an eye patch too...
It'd be even cooler if the cat wore an eye patch too...
"Me-yarr!"
If you need a snoggage letter of reference, I would give you one, Fay.
yay Emily! Yay Fay's kids! Yay Fay!
Yay my friend Owen applying for a job here in Seattle! (He currently lives in Baltimore)
VW, I completely understand the "I'll just get up early in the morning..." thing. I did that to myself ALL THE TIME in college. Somehow, even though it never happened, I truly believed, late at night, that I *would* get up early...
I just got a call from the GILF (fourth call from someone this morning--my phone is ringing off the hook!). We are on for dinner. At my house. t looking around Oh dear. I really need the next few hours for cleaning. Er. However, she has a meeting at 8:30, so I do not think any cleaning of non-public areas need happen. This is not "come over for dinner and then..." (damnit!)
so freaking tired - I got up this morning only because of my teeny bookclub meeting - and I have two girls that come regularly - that's it. Guess who is sick today. Grumble Grumble grumble.
Calling DCistas, and visitors to our fair city who have found fun things to do that rock...besides the obvious...
My oldest friend in the Universe is here for a 6 day visit...staying on the Hill, but not with me. Thank goodness for Cap Hill Suites just 5 blocks away.
I've prepared a good menu of meals to keep going out costs down (and have taken into account the restraurant recs previously proffered for dinners out...thanks for that!)
Now I'm looking for funky things to do. She's into quilting, so I'm looking at the Textile museum and women's museum...and a walking tour.
Other thoughts?
I just got a call from the GILF
I presume that's not Grandma You'd Like to Fuck.