Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2008 9:39:57 am PDT #9634 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just got a call from the GILF

I presume that's not Grandma You'd Like to Fuck.


Vortex - Mar 12, 2008 9:41:29 am PDT #9635 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

However, she has a meeting at 8:30, so I do not think any cleaning of non-public areas need happen. This is not "come over for dinner and then..." (damnit!)

you know, I find that's exactly when that sort of thing tends to happen. I don't clean or girlscape, and then things get interesting. Then I look like I'm playing hard to get when I'm really thinking "no, I want to get gotten, I just have dirty sheets on my bed and crap all over the bed"


-t - Mar 12, 2008 9:43:29 am PDT #9636 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's just what I was thinking, Vortex. And then I thought, maybe the smart strategy is not to clean the bedroom, but that kind of overthinking rarely works.


Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2008 9:48:44 am PDT #9637 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Other thoughts?

Zoo? Arboretum? Dancing at Glen Echo? Folger Shakespeare Library? (I had to suggest a library, although they are rarely considered "funky" unless one is describing the smell in the Reading Room during finals week.)


brenda m - Mar 12, 2008 9:53:04 am PDT #9638 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

P-C, that is exactly what that is.


meara - Mar 12, 2008 9:56:10 am PDT #9639 of 10001

I presume that's not Grandma You'd Like to Fuck.

Oh, but it so IS, what it is... (She's 38. Has an 18 year old, who has a four month old)


Toddson - Mar 12, 2008 9:56:39 am PDT #9640 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

bonny, how about one of those bus/trolley tour things - you can travel around town, hop off at designated stops and then hop back on. There's one - they use double-decker buses - that sells tickets good for two days.

There's the Library of Congress - the old building (Madison?) was renovated/restored a while ago. There are museums of all sorts (fyi, the textile museum doesn't open until 1:00 on Sundays ... which I found out the hard way). The National Cathedral - religious or not, it's impressive (one of the altarpieces is by N.C. Wyeth). ooh! the Peacock Room at the Freer!


beekaytee - Mar 12, 2008 9:59:06 am PDT #9641 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Folger Shakespeare Library?

She loves old books. And I'm ashamed to say that, in the 12 years I've lived on the Hill, the one and only time I wa in the Folger was for a recent funeral. Must make that visit happen while she's here.

Sadly, the Millenium Stage events this week are, well, weak...but there are a couple of interesting things at the National Geographic. Her family is avidly into bird watching and, apparently, the ivory billed Woodpecker, once thought extinct, is back in action. I'll take the opportunity to day dream, but B might really enjoy the presentation about that.


beekaytee - Mar 12, 2008 10:00:59 am PDT #9642 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

There's the Library of Congress - the old building (Madison?) was renovated/restored a while ago. There are museums of all sorts (fyi, the textile museum doesn't open until 1:00 on Sundays ... which I found out the hard way). The National Cathedral - religious or not, it's impressive (one of the altarpieces is by N.C. Wyeth). ooh! the Peacock Room at the Freer!

Good to know about the textile museum. You just know I'd end up there at 10:30, shifting from foot to foot.

Hm. The Freer. Never been there either.

The LOC is my mainstay, but I took her there last time. God, I love that place!


Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2008 10:03:14 am PDT #9643 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

bonny, I just pimped your services to our Westlaw rep! (We were looking a Sass pictures, and she saw the Yappy Hour picture of you and Bartleby.)