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ChiKat - Jan 04, 2008 11:49:27 am PST #879 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hi all!!! I have a question for y'all because if any group can give me good info, this one can.

My older sister is the most trusting soul in the universe. As such, she takes what men tell her as the truth and doesn't ever question it. She's been burned several times.

She's now seeing someone new and as she told me about him, my Spidey Sense started to tingle. I don't buy his story.

I've got some info on him and have tried to find any verification of his story, but I can't find squat. Supposedly, he has 2 PhDs from Penn. I can't find any published material by him and his name isn't extremely common. He also supposedly worked for the CDC and The Med (large hospital in Memphis) and can't find any verification of that either.

Do any of you have any suggestions on where I can look? The more I look and the less I find the more convinced I am that he's lying, but I need to exhaust any possibilities before I can make my sister believe he's No Good.


Daisy Jane - Jan 04, 2008 11:51:54 am PST #880 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Maybe it's because I know they don't really give a shit and they're now wasting my time with stupid "pleasantries".

Oh my god yes! And then after you answer "fine." they say, "Good, good to hear that!" Really? You were that concerned with how I am? THEN STOP CALLING WITH STUPID QUESTIONS!

Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."

Generally not with CS though. It might work with me, though more than likely, It'll not be "they just came in" but "Let me see if I can go find them."


Daisy Jane - Jan 04, 2008 11:54:18 am PST #881 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

2 PhDs from Penn. I can't find any published material by him and his name isn't extremely common.

Where did you look? What was his position at the CDC?


megan walker - Jan 04, 2008 11:55:34 am PST #882 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

2 PhDs from Penn

What are they in? From the rest of the paragraph, I'm assuming science--where an article is a big major deal, no? So he might not have a publication out. And, IME, whether publications come up is very hit or miss.

Most of what comes up if I google myself is my conference appearances, one article I wrote on Amélie, and a few university websites where I taught. However, I have googled people that got really good tenure-track positions I was up for and found no trace of them. I have no idea why major universities would hire these people instead of me, but there you go.


ChiKat - Jan 04, 2008 11:57:56 am PST #883 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What are they in?

One is in epidemiology. I have no idea what he did at the CDC, but he was/is (I think he still works there) a physician assistant at The Med.


lisah - Jan 04, 2008 11:59:18 am PST #884 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Does he come up in Google at all?


ChiKat - Jan 04, 2008 12:02:25 pm PST #885 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Nothing on Google. Nothing on research databases like MedLine and Wilson Select Plus and others related to science or medicine.


hippocampus - Jan 04, 2008 12:02:51 pm PST #886 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

don't know chikat - at first I was all "yup, weird," but then I googled my DH, who has some pubs in scientific journals and he didn't ping at all. Still, if your guy has worked at the CDC, you should be able to find something. maybe you need a literature search?

eta: xpost!

2 phds and a cdc stint and he's a physician's assistant? ok...


ChiKat - Jan 04, 2008 12:03:59 pm PST #887 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

maybe you need a literature search?

How can I do this?


megan walker - Jan 04, 2008 12:04:16 pm PST #888 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Okay I just actually googled myself and the only that came up that shows I actually have a PhD is the alumni site for my department, which lists the title of my dissertation (these only go back a few years though).

You might see if you can find his name at UMI, which houses most dissertations.