Who died and made you Elvis?

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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2008 8:07:08 am PST #4685 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

So jealous just now of JZ and Juliana and proximity and stuff...


Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2008 8:08:17 am PST #4686 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Huh, I just discovered another requirement for my potential future wife:

She has to have a brother.


Scrappy - Jan 30, 2008 8:08:55 am PST #4687 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Why, P-C?


Glamcookie - Jan 30, 2008 8:09:19 am PST #4688 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Anne!

I wish I had a baby close by I could could cuddle and hug (and call George). I'm missing my baby relatives!


Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2008 8:12:31 am PST #4689 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Why, P-C?

Because she has to have a brother.

That's all I got. It's all part of "having a good family," I guess. She wants my kids to have more uncles?


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 8:14:16 am PST #4690 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe that proves that the women in her family won't produce just girl children?


Miracleman - Jan 30, 2008 8:17:07 am PST #4691 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Because she has to have a brother.

I'm just waiting for more wacky bride requirements from P-C's family.

"She should be able to yodel. Not just fake yodel..YODEL."

"Can rebuild differential gear."

"Heat vision."

"Has never heard of, let alone owned or touched, a Chia Pet."

"Can resist urge to shout 'Play "Freebird"' at guitar-players."

"Smokes a pipe."

"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."

"She should have no less than all of her teeth."


vw bug - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:18 am PST #4692 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Is this the Oral History Tradition thing, or have I missed another Major Project in my lurking?

Oh, no. Still that project. Not taking on any more big ones right now!


Jessica - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:50 am PST #4693 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You know what mittens I miss? The ones on STRINGS. I need them terribly and can never find them.

Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2008 8:20:07 am PST #4694 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Because she has to have a brother.

Short search when it's your sister's turn to get married?

"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."

Oh like this is hard to find...