She growls?! You made her so she growls?!

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2008 8:12:31 am PST #4689 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Why, P-C?

Because she has to have a brother.

That's all I got. It's all part of "having a good family," I guess. She wants my kids to have more uncles?


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 8:14:16 am PST #4690 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe that proves that the women in her family won't produce just girl children?


Miracleman - Jan 30, 2008 8:17:07 am PST #4691 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Because she has to have a brother.

I'm just waiting for more wacky bride requirements from P-C's family.

"She should be able to yodel. Not just fake yodel..YODEL."

"Can rebuild differential gear."

"Heat vision."

"Has never heard of, let alone owned or touched, a Chia Pet."

"Can resist urge to shout 'Play "Freebird"' at guitar-players."

"Smokes a pipe."

"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."

"She should have no less than all of her teeth."


vw bug - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:18 am PST #4692 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Is this the Oral History Tradition thing, or have I missed another Major Project in my lurking?

Oh, no. Still that project. Not taking on any more big ones right now!


Jessica - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:50 am PST #4693 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You know what mittens I miss? The ones on STRINGS. I need them terribly and can never find them.

Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2008 8:20:07 am PST #4694 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Because she has to have a brother.

Short search when it's your sister's turn to get married?

"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."

Oh like this is hard to find...


megan walker - Jan 30, 2008 8:21:23 am PST #4695 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.

It's a wonder any of us ever survived childhood.


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 8:21:39 am PST #4696 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.

I did find a wee pair for Olivia her first winter but they don't fit anymore. I can understand the choking hazard thing--but honestly, if they're inside the coat and they don't play with them unsupervised, they're really helpful in NOT losing the damn things.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2008 8:22:46 am PST #4697 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard.

Which is interesting, because I just did a quick search and found a half dozen pairs for 12 mos and under but none for children with, y'know, the knowledge and motor skills to be able not to be strangled by their own mittens.


Aims - Jan 30, 2008 8:34:46 am PST #4698 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tightening in my chest so it's like breathing through mud + coughing + chills while I sit here in my wool sweater and two shirts underneath it = Very Not Good, doesn't it?