Huh, I just discovered another requirement for my potential future wife:
She has to have a brother.
Now, I can hold a note for a long time...actually I can hold a note forever. But eventually that's just noise. It's the change we're listening for. The note coming after, and the one after that. That's what makes it music.
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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2008 8:08:17 am PST #4686 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Scrappy - Jan 30, 2008 8:08:55 am PST #4687 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Why, P-C?
Glamcookie - Jan 30, 2008 8:09:19 am PST #4688 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Anne!
I wish I had a baby close by I could could cuddle and hug (and call George). I'm missing my baby relatives!
Polter-Cow - Jan 30, 2008 8:12:31 am PST #4689 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Why, P-C?
Because she has to have a brother.
That's all I got. It's all part of "having a good family," I guess. She wants my kids to have more uncles?
Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 8:14:16 am PST #4690 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Maybe that proves that the women in her family won't produce just girl children?
Miracleman - Jan 30, 2008 8:17:07 am PST #4691 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Because she has to have a brother.
I'm just waiting for more wacky bride requirements from P-C's family.
"She should be able to yodel. Not just fake yodel..YODEL."
"Can rebuild differential gear."
"Heat vision."
"Has never heard of, let alone owned or touched, a Chia Pet."
"Can resist urge to shout 'Play "Freebird"' at guitar-players."
"Smokes a pipe."
"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."
"She should have no less than all of her teeth."
vw bug - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:18 am PST #4692 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Is this the Oral History Tradition thing, or have I missed another Major Project in my lurking?
Oh, no. Still that project. Not taking on any more big ones right now!
Jessica - Jan 30, 2008 8:19:50 am PST #4693 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You know what mittens I miss? The ones on STRINGS. I need them terribly and can never find them.
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.
EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2008 8:20:07 am PST #4694 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Because she has to have a brother.
Short search when it's your sister's turn to get married?
"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."
Oh like this is hard to find...
megan walker - Jan 30, 2008 8:21:23 am PST #4695 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.
It's a wonder any of us ever survived childhood.