Kaylee ,'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Because she has to have a brother.
I'm just waiting for more wacky bride requirements from P-C's family.
"She should be able to yodel. Not just fake yodel..YODEL."
"Can rebuild differential gear."
"Heat vision."
"Has never heard of, let alone owned or touched, a Chia Pet."
"Can resist urge to shout 'Play "Freebird"' at guitar-players."
"Smokes a pipe."
"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."
"She should have no less than all of her teeth."
Is this the Oral History Tradition thing, or have I missed another Major Project in my lurking?
Oh, no. Still that project. Not taking on any more big ones right now!
You know what mittens I miss? The ones on STRINGS. I need them terribly and can never find them.
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.
Because she has to have a brother.
Short search when it's your sister's turn to get married?
"Be programmed to kill when the phrase 'Lord of the Dance' is uttered."
Oh like this is hard to find...
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.
It's a wonder any of us ever survived childhood.
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard. How this works when the strings are INSIDE A JACKET I'm not sure, but apparently now you're supposed to get your own string and sew each mitten to the jacket individually. What. Ev.
I did find a wee pair for Olivia her first winter but they don't fit anymore. I can understand the choking hazard thing--but honestly, if they're inside the coat and they don't play with them unsupervised, they're really helpful in NOT losing the damn things.
Supposedly they're a strangulation hazard.
Which is interesting, because I just did a quick search and found a half dozen pairs for 12 mos and under but none for children with, y'know, the knowledge and motor skills to be able not to be strangled by their own mittens.
Tightening in my chest so it's like breathing through mud + coughing + chills while I sit here in my wool sweater and two shirts underneath it = Very Not Good, doesn't it?
Tightening in my chest so it's like breathing through mud + coughing + chills while I sit here in my wool sweater and two shirts underneath it = Very Not Good, doesn't it?
That math class is helping!
No, hon, not good. You need to go home early?
Aims, I highly recommend going home and sleeping. I have (knock wood) managed to fight off a cold twice in the last month by just doing this.