Good call, Sox!
::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::
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Good call, Sox!
::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::
Nora!
Yeah, that's pretty much all I got, apart from being boggled by Jars' mom.
I mean my mom is 83, she had 8 kids, so she's pretty much earned the right to say whatever she thinks/feels, and is not known for pulling her punches, and even she would have thrown something at Jars' mom.
Oh! Great plan! She can have my belly AND my thighs.
Well I'm glad it really is as bad as I thought it was, and I'm not just being overly-sensitive...
I've got an extra chin I can throw her way.
I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...
And by 'people' I mean my mother.
You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Yes. This. Good grief. I’m so sorry, girl.
::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::
I think I’ll throw mine in as well!
This! Bad job, Mrs Jars! No sticker! (Also, no pudding!)
Happy Belated Birthday, Laga!
I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...
Damn, that's what I wanted to send... Well, no harm in sending a back-up ass.
Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."
That would pretty much end my relationship with my mom, except for obligatory events like funerals. I mean, seriously. Who thinks that's acceptable to say to *anyone,* let alone someone they presumably love?
Bullshit.