I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jan 28, 2008 4:18:48 am PST #4252 of 10001
Because books.

Good call, Sox!

::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::


Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2008 4:19:15 am PST #4253 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Nora!

Yeah, that's pretty much all I got, apart from being boggled by Jars' mom.

I mean my mom is 83, she had 8 kids, so she's pretty much earned the right to say whatever she thinks/feels, and is not known for pulling her punches, and even she would have thrown something at Jars' mom.


Volans - Jan 28, 2008 4:24:32 am PST #4254 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Oh! Great plan! She can have my belly AND my thighs.


Jars - Jan 28, 2008 4:25:26 am PST #4255 of 10001

Well I'm glad it really is as bad as I thought it was, and I'm not just being overly-sensitive...


NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 4:25:45 am PST #4256 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I've got an extra chin I can throw her way.


Sparky1 - Jan 28, 2008 4:26:36 am PST #4257 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...


vw bug - Jan 28, 2008 4:30:50 am PST #4258 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And by 'people' I mean my mother.

You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?

Yes. This. Good grief. I’m so sorry, girl.

::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::

I think I’ll throw mine in as well!


Fay - Jan 28, 2008 4:43:43 am PST #4259 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

This! Bad job, Mrs Jars! No sticker! (Also, no pudding!)


WindSparrow - Jan 28, 2008 4:55:53 am PST #4260 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy Belated Birthday, Laga!

I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...

Damn, that's what I wanted to send... Well, no harm in sending a back-up ass.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2008 5:04:23 am PST #4261 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."

That would pretty much end my relationship with my mom, except for obligatory events like funerals. I mean, seriously. Who thinks that's acceptable to say to *anyone,* let alone someone they presumably love?

Bullshit.