Oh! Great plan! She can have my belly AND my thighs.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Jan 28, 2008 4:24:32 am PST #4254 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 4:25:26 am PST #4255 of 10001
Well I'm glad it really is as bad as I thought it was, and I'm not just being overly-sensitive...
NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 4:25:45 am PST #4256 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I've got an extra chin I can throw her way.
Sparky1 - Jan 28, 2008 4:26:36 am PST #4257 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...
vw bug - Jan 28, 2008 4:30:50 am PST #4258 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
And by 'people' I mean my mother.
You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Yes. This. Good grief. I’m so sorry, girl.
::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::
I think I’ll throw mine in as well!
Fay - Jan 28, 2008 4:43:43 am PST #4259 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
This! Bad job, Mrs Jars! No sticker! (Also, no pudding!)
WindSparrow - Jan 28, 2008 4:55:53 am PST #4260 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy Belated Birthday, Laga!
I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...
Damn, that's what I wanted to send... Well, no harm in sending a back-up ass.
Steph L. - Jan 28, 2008 5:04:23 am PST #4261 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."
That would pretty much end my relationship with my mom, except for obligatory events like funerals. I mean, seriously. Who thinks that's acceptable to say to *anyone,* let alone someone they presumably love?
Bullshit.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 5:04:42 am PST #4262 of 10001
I'm sure my mother will be absolutely delighted with all your donations. It'll give her other bits to poke...
Cashmere - Jan 28, 2008 5:05:59 am PST #4263 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."
The gob is smacked.
Mom needs one as well.