I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jan 28, 2008 4:30:50 am PST #4258 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And by 'people' I mean my mother.

You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?

Yes. This. Good grief. I’m so sorry, girl.

::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::

I think I’ll throw mine in as well!


Fay - Jan 28, 2008 4:43:43 am PST #4259 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

This! Bad job, Mrs Jars! No sticker! (Also, no pudding!)


WindSparrow - Jan 28, 2008 4:55:53 am PST #4260 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy Belated Birthday, Laga!

I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...

Damn, that's what I wanted to send... Well, no harm in sending a back-up ass.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2008 5:04:23 am PST #4261 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."

That would pretty much end my relationship with my mom, except for obligatory events like funerals. I mean, seriously. Who thinks that's acceptable to say to *anyone,* let alone someone they presumably love?

Bullshit.


Jars - Jan 28, 2008 5:04:42 am PST #4262 of 10001

I'm sure my mother will be absolutely delighted with all your donations. It'll give her other bits to poke...


Cashmere - Jan 28, 2008 5:05:59 am PST #4263 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."

The gob is smacked.

Mom needs one as well.


hippocampus - Jan 28, 2008 5:06:22 am PST #4264 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

it began as an idea.
then it became a post
then a cause
and then a movement

eyes were opened
thoughtless comments were brought to task
diets were abandoned for the cause

and ... on a fairly innocuous Monday morning, send-someone-your-ass was born.

(and no, I don't mean porn)


Jars - Jan 28, 2008 5:09:52 am PST #4265 of 10001

I mean really, if I was a more sensitive soul, I'd probably have been quite upset. Luckily, I don't really have problems with my body image. I've put on a few pounds since moving in with the bloke (as you do), but I'm still a size twelve, fer God's sake! Like I have been since I was twelve.

ETA - Ha! Sox! Is funny.


Amy - Jan 28, 2008 5:12:56 am PST #4266 of 10001
Because books.

and ... on a fairly innocuous Monday morning, send-someone-your-ass was born

Heh. And Buffistas start yet another trend...


JZ - Jan 28, 2008 5:18:52 am PST #4267 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That was totally horrible of your mom, Jars. Even alone she'd have been totally horrible (plus, none of her business, plus, wrong -- has she actually seen you? You look great. Is she blind?), but in front of the whole family? Shit. But I think I'm a little in love with your DH for having your back so quickly and so firmly.

Hil, I was just thinking about Just Shoot Me, while mainlining my MSCL DVDs and thinking about how Claire Danes's gifts have been really ill-served by film (in one of the interviews she talks about the relationship between actor and writer, and how television feeds that relationship because it's a living medium in a way no other performance world is). And I was remembering that Laura San Giacomo was one of the first big-screen actresses in the early 90s to explicitly say, "Fuck, I'm tired of playing girlfriends and mistresses and looking forward to playing moms. I wanna play something other than an appendage or impediment to the hero; screw the glory of film, I'm moving to TeeVee."

Um, not that those were her exact words, but that was the gist of a long interview she gave some big paper right before the pilot aired.

I'm all embarrassed at the praisey talk -- I don't know about people in general, but it seemed like something any Buffista would do -- so I'm just going to go back and stare at the pictures of scrunch-faced Frisco.