You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Yes, yes that sounds far more lovely. Give me a few hours and I'll have myself convinced of that.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:45:13 am PST #4242 of 10001
Ginger - Jan 28, 2008 3:52:17 am PST #4243 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
So why is your mother still alive, Jars? At least the rage and astonishment caused by that story woke me up.
Amy - Jan 28, 2008 4:02:22 am PST #4244 of 10001
Because books.
Jars, I'm glaring in your mother's general direction.
Aims - Jan 28, 2008 4:03:00 am PST #4245 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli - a little something I found on eBay: [link]
It just seemed neat to me and thought I'd pass it on to you.
Volans - Jan 28, 2008 4:05:47 am PST #4246 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Nothing like a supportive parent.
Her favorite song is "Quake Master" by MC Steven Hawking.
LOVE! And feel no qualms about loving it. Also F*ck the Creationists, and All My Shootings Be Drive-By.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 4:08:49 am PST #4247 of 10001
Nothing like a supportive parent.
I know, right?
Also, I love MC Steven Hawking. Love.
d - Jan 28, 2008 4:10:28 am PST #4248 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Belated Happy Birthday, Laga. You share it with my dad. He's getting a belated happy wish too, since I was in class all day yesterday.
NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 4:10:34 am PST #4249 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Too. Early. Should not be at airport. Gronk.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2008 4:15:56 am PST #4250 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Bah, Jars! WTF, Jars' mom? She crazy. Also, rude.
hippocampus - Jan 28, 2008 4:18:08 am PST #4251 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
I hereby donate all my gronk to Jars' mom. And my belly. She can have that too.