You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Yes, yes that sounds far more lovely. Give me a few hours and I'll have myself convinced of that.
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:45:13 am PST #4242 of 10001
Ginger - Jan 28, 2008 3:52:17 am PST #4243 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
So why is your mother still alive, Jars? At least the rage and astonishment caused by that story woke me up.
Amy - Jan 28, 2008 4:02:22 am PST #4244 of 10001
Because books.
Jars, I'm glaring in your mother's general direction.
Aims - Jan 28, 2008 4:03:00 am PST #4245 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli - a little something I found on eBay: [link]
It just seemed neat to me and thought I'd pass it on to you.
Volans - Jan 28, 2008 4:05:47 am PST #4246 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Nothing like a supportive parent.
Her favorite song is "Quake Master" by MC Steven Hawking.
LOVE! And feel no qualms about loving it. Also F*ck the Creationists, and All My Shootings Be Drive-By.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 4:08:49 am PST #4247 of 10001
Nothing like a supportive parent.
I know, right?
Also, I love MC Steven Hawking. Love.
d - Jan 28, 2008 4:10:28 am PST #4248 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Belated Happy Birthday, Laga. You share it with my dad. He's getting a belated happy wish too, since I was in class all day yesterday.
NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 4:10:34 am PST #4249 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Too. Early. Should not be at airport. Gronk.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2008 4:15:56 am PST #4250 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Bah, Jars! WTF, Jars' mom? She crazy. Also, rude.
hippocampus - Jan 28, 2008 4:18:08 am PST #4251 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
I hereby donate all my gronk to Jars' mom. And my belly. She can have that too.