Belated Happy Birthday, Laga. You share it with my dad. He's getting a belated happy wish too, since I was in class all day yesterday.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Too. Early. Should not be at airport. Gronk.
Bah, Jars! WTF, Jars' mom? She crazy. Also, rude.
I hereby donate all my gronk to Jars' mom. And my belly. She can have that too.
Good call, Sox!
::packs up belly to send to Jars's mom::
Nora!
Yeah, that's pretty much all I got, apart from being boggled by Jars' mom.
I mean my mom is 83, she had 8 kids, so she's pretty much earned the right to say whatever she thinks/feels, and is not known for pulling her punches, and even she would have thrown something at Jars' mom.
Oh! Great plan! She can have my belly AND my thighs.
Well I'm glad it really is as bad as I thought it was, and I'm not just being overly-sensitive...
I've got an extra chin I can throw her way.
I'll be packing up my ass for Jars' mother...