Hell Damnation Conat.
see, everytime he heard with my favorite mild cuss word, your kid would be yelling "what?"
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Hell Damnation Conat.
see, everytime he heard with my favorite mild cuss word, your kid would be yelling "what?"
"Auntie Vortex is driving me crazy."
"How so, HD?"
"I don't know if she's calling my name or if she slammed her fingers in the freezer again."
Exactly!
When we had a guy come and put in our digital cable, it was a hard install. So I called his boss cause he was very patient about it. They were stunned. Hope he got a raise.
One of my relatives recently got married in Vegas. To a white girl. He didn't even invite his family.
My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."
She said that it was like a hundred thousand pounds of weight had been lifted from her heart.
I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.
I could have been completely lying to her.
A lot of people find this method of dealing with their mothers to be the best course of action.
My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."
My standard answer to this sort of thing is "WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?! I'LL KILL 'EM, THE RAT FINKS!"
P-C, if I ever find a picture of me in the lengha choli from last weekend, you can send it to your mom and freak her out.
I think if I married a white girl in Vegas Mom would only be disappointed had she not been invited.
I think if I married a white girl in Vegas, Aimee would kill me.
The question would be "Did she kill because
A) I married another girl
or
B) I went to Vegas without her?"