Not even if we double dare you?
Maybe if you come up with enough money to give little Wellie a free ride to Harvard when the time comes...
Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Susan W. - Jan 24, 2008 9:26:52 am PST #3791 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 9:27:13 am PST #3792 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
connie, I feel ya.
I have actually had this conversation in the past:
Fuckcake Customer: Hey, I'd like to ask you about Product X.
Me: ...what is that?
FC: It's your product. Don't you know?
Me: ...never heard of it. I think you have the wrong number.
FC: Idiot! *click*
Manager: Oh, hey, Joe...yeah, Product X went out a week ago. We were supposed to have a training session about it, but didn't.
Me: You might want to schedule one now, don'tcha think?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 9:28:42 am PST #3793 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Like naming your kid Temperance?
They're just going to get called "Bones" with that one.
beekaytee - Jan 24, 2008 9:30:42 am PST #3794 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Manager: Oh, hey, Joe...yeah, Product X went out a week ago. We were supposed to have a training session about it, but didn't.
Me: You might want to schedule one now, don'tcha think?
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Vortex - Jan 24, 2008 9:38:58 am PST #3795 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hell Damnation Conat.
see, everytime he heard with my favorite mild cuss word, your kid would be yelling "what?"
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 9:40:17 am PST #3796 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"Auntie Vortex is driving me crazy."
"How so, HD?"
"I don't know if she's calling my name or if she slammed her fingers in the freezer again."
Vortex - Jan 24, 2008 9:41:51 am PST #3797 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Exactly!
erikaj - Jan 24, 2008 9:50:12 am PST #3798 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
When we had a guy come and put in our digital cable, it was a hard install. So I called his boss cause he was very patient about it. They were stunned. Hope he got a raise.
Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2008 10:01:38 am PST #3799 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
One of my relatives recently got married in Vegas. To a white girl. He didn't even invite his family.
My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."
She said that it was like a hundred thousand pounds of weight had been lifted from her heart.
I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.
Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:03:32 am PST #3800 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I could have been completely lying to her.
A lot of people find this method of dealing with their mothers to be the best course of action.