Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 17, 2008 8:20:59 am PST #2780 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Holy shit, Nora! What was up with the train?

I'm sure it will come as a shock for you to hear that the Beverly Bridge was broken.

t said in a voice of cold fury


vw bug - Jan 17, 2008 8:21:08 am PST #2781 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

payroll~ma for askye's mom.

audition~ma for juliana.

no-stabby~ma for everyone else.

Also, in "WHA?" news, I just got an e-mail from the secretary at church. It was sent to everyone in the church. It has an attachment of a letter from the Elders. The secretary didn't accept their changes in the letter before sending it (or sent the wrong version), so it's all marked up. It's really quite embarrassing.


-t - Jan 17, 2008 8:23:55 am PST #2782 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Audition~ma, juliana

I know my grandpa's ranch was up in Dixon, and I'm betting Vacaville has it's share of cowboys, given the name. Inland, however, as you said.


Sparky1 - Jan 17, 2008 8:24:50 am PST #2783 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

wrong thread, I think.

I shouldn't try to catch up in everything when I've just come from a doctor's appointment that took 3 hours longer than it should have.


vw bug - Jan 17, 2008 8:32:59 am PST #2784 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Because I'm 12... [link]


Gadget_Girl - Jan 17, 2008 8:34:42 am PST #2785 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Audition~ma, juliana

Break a Leg!!!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 17, 2008 8:35:51 am PST #2786 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm sure it will come as a shock for you to hear that the Beverly Bridge was broken.

@@@@@@@@@@@ 4-evah!

So, I'm guessing we can count on this happening on a weekly basis given how things have played out the last couple of months? woo. hoo. Man, I just got out of there in the nick of time - that had to have happened not long after we left.


Typo Boy - Jan 17, 2008 8:39:57 am PST #2787 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Fay

It would probably even make it through the mail, if I ordered something, actually, provided it was sufficiently unlikely-looking and one could call it a toy or whatever the hell to fool the customs.

You know laws against sex toys could be applied much more broadly than those passing them intended. Because really, any toy below a certain size can be transformed into a sex toy. Location, location, location...


Nora Deirdre - Jan 17, 2008 8:46:38 am PST #2788 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Man, I just got out of there in the nick of time - that had to have happened not long after we left.

Yeah, when I got to the train it was still empty and we had to wait the hour to get everyone bussed over from Beverly, due to it just happening.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2008 8:47:46 am PST #2789 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"Communist" Rant #307:

What is with all the blood? EVERYWHERE. Intelligent design my ASS. We can't have some sort of valve like we do when we excrete everything else we push grossly out of our bodies? Even when we vomit there is some warning and it's pretty much done all at once. That's a MALFUNCTION and it works better.

What's with the periodic (heh) rush of evil stain fluid that comes (almost inevitably) right after I've returned from the ladies room? And then I have to walk back gingerly so as to not make a mess in my trousers? And why blood, huh? Why something red and messy as shit, can't this be more like snot and not showing on my clothes (and occasionally my desk chair)?

And someone explain the cramping? Cold weather is bad enough without it turning me inside out if the mercury goes below a certain point on Day 1 or 2. Just come out, already. You don't need to fight, just exit. Leave in an orderly fashion and no one (aka ME) gets hurt.

Sighhhhh