Man, I just got out of there in the nick of time - that had to have happened not long after we left.

Yeah, when I got to the train it was still empty and we had to wait the hour to get everyone bussed over from Beverly, due to it just happening.

"Communist" Rant #307:

What is with all the blood? EVERYWHERE. Intelligent design my ASS. We can't have some sort of valve like we do when we excrete everything else we push grossly out of our bodies? Even when we vomit there is some warning and it's pretty much done all at once. That's a MALFUNCTION and it works better.

What's with the periodic (heh) rush of evil stain fluid that comes (almost inevitably) right after I've returned from the ladies room? And then I have to walk back gingerly so as to not make a mess in my trousers? And why blood, huh? Why something red and messy as shit, can't this be more like snot and not showing on my clothes (and occasionally my desk chair)?

And someone explain the cramping? Cold weather is bad enough without it turning me inside out if the mercury goes below a certain point on Day 1 or 2. Just come out, already. You don't need to fight, just exit. Leave in an orderly fashion and no one (aka ME) gets hurt.

Sighhhhh

Dear World,

Either make people less stupid and whiny or kill them. Really, it's a reasonable request.

Given the overpopulation problem and the strain put on our global natural resources, I recommend the latter for everyone who is not me or mine. I can provide a list of those people, if necessary.

Thank you for your time,

Miracleman

P.S. If you like, I also have a list of fun ways in which people not on my list can be eliminated. We can turn it into an event. Like a potluck, but fun.

askye, if your mom works in the US I'm pretty sure it's illegal for her to work and not get paid. I know for certain in California you must be compensated for all time worked.

There's a guy here right now who's so hard to get ahold of I'm tempted to send an email to the entire comany saying, "he's here! Come and get him!"

ok, not sure which way to bitch on this one... (and curious how you perv folks will spin this...)

So I dunno which is worse with the proctal exam, the fact that the doctor went way overboard with the lube and gave me squishy butt, or had he not used any or enough in the first place, which would have been a bit more uncomfy.

as a woman who has been in a ...similar position, I'd say too much is better than not enough. But I haven't had the exam you are talking baout.

Go squishy butt! Choose squishy butt!

Yeah, lube is never a bad thing, even when it's a squishy one.

I agree, it's just.... well... just not part of my normal world. And feels... well... I dunno. All I do know is its really making me abuse (...) more than I normally do, so clearly its had a negative effect on my pysche.