Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jan 17, 2008 8:48:06 am PST #2790 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Dear World,

Either make people less stupid and whiny or kill them. Really, it's a reasonable request.

Given the overpopulation problem and the strain put on our global natural resources, I recommend the latter for everyone who is not me or mine. I can provide a list of those people, if necessary.

Thank you for your time,

Miracleman

P.S. If you like, I also have a list of fun ways in which people not on my list can be eliminated. We can turn it into an event. Like a potluck, but fun.


Laga - Jan 17, 2008 8:55:52 am PST #2791 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

askye, if your mom works in the US I'm pretty sure it's illegal for her to work and not get paid. I know for certain in California you must be compensated for all time worked.


Laga - Jan 17, 2008 9:06:38 am PST #2792 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

There's a guy here right now who's so hard to get ahold of I'm tempted to send an email to the entire comany saying, "he's here! Come and get him!"


omnis_audis - Jan 17, 2008 9:07:20 am PST #2793 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ok, not sure which way to bitch on this one... (and curious how you perv folks will spin this...)

So I dunno which is worse with the proctal exam, the fact that the doctor went way overboard with the lube and gave me squishy butt, or had he not used any or enough in the first place, which would have been a bit more uncomfy.


Stephanie - Jan 17, 2008 9:09:47 am PST #2794 of 10001
Trust my rage

as a woman who has been in a ...similar position, I'd say too much is better than not enough. But I haven't had the exam you are talking baout.


Daisy Jane - Jan 17, 2008 9:10:06 am PST #2795 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Go squishy butt! Choose squishy butt!


amych - Jan 17, 2008 9:11:21 am PST #2796 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, lube is never a bad thing, even when it's a squishy one.


omnis_audis - Jan 17, 2008 9:18:52 am PST #2797 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I agree, it's just.... well... just not part of my normal world. And feels... well... I dunno. All I do know is its really making me abuse (...) more than I normally do, so clearly its had a negative effect on my pysche.


askye - Jan 17, 2008 9:21:38 am PST #2798 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

CNN has a link to the Tom Cruise video, I don't know if it goes the Gawker site or they are hosting it (since I can't watch video at work).

I wonder if the Scientologists will try to go after CNN.


Laga - Jan 17, 2008 9:24:45 am PST #2799 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Doctors' offices should have bidets.