I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.

Book ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:40:44 pm PST #2659 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Dude. Shouldn't it be one of the perks of being somewhere at sea that you have an excuse for ducking out of conference calls?

This is Disney.


Toddson - Jan 16, 2008 12:48:45 pm PST #2660 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 12:49:10 pm PST #2661 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm at work right now so I can't do NSFW research but I just saw a link to a sex toys site and now I can't control my curiosity. One thing was obviously a dildo/vibrator, then there were a couple cock rings but the last item looked like a rubber cone, about the shape of an old fashioned pasty though maybe conier and if the other items were in scale, about as large (maybe slightly larger) in diameter as a cock ring. Any ideas what this thing might be used for?


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 12:51:37 pm PST #2662 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Laga, butt plug.


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:21 pm PST #2663 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought we weren't going to use that word in here anymore!


Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #2664 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah, I thought it was a hollow cone. I suppose because of the comparison to a pastie.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:54:45 pm PST #2665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?

It wouldn't surprise me.


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 12:59:11 pm PST #2666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Most of the boats have cell phone connection plans now.

And internet plans.

Oh, the world we live in!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:05 pm PST #2667 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

There's even wireless at the beach now. Magen's Bay has a wireless hotspot. Craziness!


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:35 pm PST #2668 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it might be a butt plug but it looks like it's malleable.