Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:21 pm PST #2663 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought we weren't going to use that word in here anymore!


Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #2664 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah, I thought it was a hollow cone. I suppose because of the comparison to a pastie.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:54:45 pm PST #2665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?

It wouldn't surprise me.


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 12:59:11 pm PST #2666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Most of the boats have cell phone connection plans now.

And internet plans.

Oh, the world we live in!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:05 pm PST #2667 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

There's even wireless at the beach now. Magen's Bay has a wireless hotspot. Craziness!


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:35 pm PST #2668 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it might be a butt plug but it looks like it's malleable.


Scrappy - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:49 pm PST #2669 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?


amych - Jan 16, 2008 1:02:23 pm PST #2670 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:02:45 pm PST #2671 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?

Oh, gosh no. It's dark now. If I was at the beach, I wouldn't be having any fun. I'd just be a feast for the mosquitoes.


Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2008 1:03:25 pm PST #2672 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!

Wrod.