We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:21 pm PST #2663 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought we weren't going to use that word in here anymore!


Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #2664 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah, I thought it was a hollow cone. I suppose because of the comparison to a pastie.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:54:45 pm PST #2665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?

It wouldn't surprise me.


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 12:59:11 pm PST #2666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Most of the boats have cell phone connection plans now.

And internet plans.

Oh, the world we live in!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:05 pm PST #2667 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

There's even wireless at the beach now. Magen's Bay has a wireless hotspot. Craziness!


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:35 pm PST #2668 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it might be a butt plug but it looks like it's malleable.


Scrappy - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:49 pm PST #2669 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?


amych - Jan 16, 2008 1:02:23 pm PST #2670 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:02:45 pm PST #2671 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?

Oh, gosh no. It's dark now. If I was at the beach, I wouldn't be having any fun. I'd just be a feast for the mosquitoes.


Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2008 1:03:25 pm PST #2672 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!

Wrod.