I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jan 16, 2008 12:48:45 pm PST #2660 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 12:49:10 pm PST #2661 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm at work right now so I can't do NSFW research but I just saw a link to a sex toys site and now I can't control my curiosity. One thing was obviously a dildo/vibrator, then there were a couple cock rings but the last item looked like a rubber cone, about the shape of an old fashioned pasty though maybe conier and if the other items were in scale, about as large (maybe slightly larger) in diameter as a cock ring. Any ideas what this thing might be used for?


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 12:51:37 pm PST #2662 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Laga, butt plug.


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:21 pm PST #2663 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought we weren't going to use that word in here anymore!


Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #2664 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah, I thought it was a hollow cone. I suppose because of the comparison to a pastie.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:54:45 pm PST #2665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?

It wouldn't surprise me.


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 12:59:11 pm PST #2666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Most of the boats have cell phone connection plans now.

And internet plans.

Oh, the world we live in!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:05 pm PST #2667 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

There's even wireless at the beach now. Magen's Bay has a wireless hotspot. Craziness!


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:35 pm PST #2668 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it might be a butt plug but it looks like it's malleable.


Scrappy - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:49 pm PST #2669 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?