Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 12:49:10 pm PST #2661 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm at work right now so I can't do NSFW research but I just saw a link to a sex toys site and now I can't control my curiosity. One thing was obviously a dildo/vibrator, then there were a couple cock rings but the last item looked like a rubber cone, about the shape of an old fashioned pasty though maybe conier and if the other items were in scale, about as large (maybe slightly larger) in diameter as a cock ring. Any ideas what this thing might be used for?


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 12:51:37 pm PST #2662 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Laga, butt plug.


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:21 pm PST #2663 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought we weren't going to use that word in here anymore!


Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #2664 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah, I thought it was a hollow cone. I suppose because of the comparison to a pastie.


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 12:54:45 pm PST #2665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So ... if you're on a boat and can't get a connection, they have bluebirds fly a phone in for you?

It wouldn't surprise me.


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 12:59:11 pm PST #2666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Most of the boats have cell phone connection plans now.

And internet plans.

Oh, the world we live in!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:05 pm PST #2667 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

There's even wireless at the beach now. Magen's Bay has a wireless hotspot. Craziness!


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:35 pm PST #2668 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it might be a butt plug but it looks like it's malleable.


Scrappy - Jan 16, 2008 1:01:49 pm PST #2669 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Are you there right now AIFG, vw?


amych - Jan 16, 2008 1:02:23 pm PST #2670 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!