Dear lord. People (meaning clients, not y'all), if someone doesn't answer the phone when you call, it doesn't mean they aren't at work. It means they couldn't answer the phone. It's helpful if you, instead of calling back every five minutes, actually leave them a message so they can return your call.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jan 14, 2008 7:41:48 am PST #2281 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Stephanie - Jan 14, 2008 7:48:32 am PST #2282 of 10001
Trust my rage
We have some great pictures of that beach, but I just realized that none of them are on flickr.
Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:06:31 am PST #2283 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I need someone to remind me that I can't scream "THIS PLACE SUCKS! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING INCOMPETENT MORON SHITBAGS!" set fire to the place and leave.
I cannot believe that I still CANNOT answer these peoples' questions! And the people who CAN are NEVER FUCKING AVAILABLE!
FUCK THIS PLACE IN ITS ASS WITH A METEOR THE SIZE OF TEXAS!!
Aims - Jan 14, 2008 8:07:13 am PST #2284 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm guessing then that you won't be asking for a permanent position?
Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:09:27 am PST #2285 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I'm guessing then that you won't be asking for a permanent position?
Only if I first ask for a fire extinguisher.
Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2008 8:20:03 am PST #2286 of 10001
brillig
And the people who CAN are NEVER FUCKING AVAILABLE!
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:22:02 am PST #2287 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
Well, as a consequence, I'm going to hunt them down, torture the information I need from them, kill them, skin them and wear their skins as a goddamn "business casual" outfit. Their heads shall be mounted on memo spikes in my cubicle with the warning "This is what happens to fuckers who don't answer their fucking phones. Conform or die."
And THEN I will bring the issue up at a staff meeting.
Glamcookie - Jan 14, 2008 8:28:09 am PST #2288 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shoe post! I bought a new pair of, you guessed it, flats over the holidays. Black with a silver stripe and I loves them. Shoes: [link] Side: [link]
Vortex - Jan 14, 2008 8:28:24 am PST #2289 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:42:41 am PST #2290 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
"If there are any issues that Bob is handling and you need to speak with him, I suggest you visit his HEAD in my cubicle and invest in a Ouija board.
Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."