And the people who CAN are NEVER FUCKING AVAILABLE!
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2008 8:20:03 am PST #2286 of 10001
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Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:22:02 am PST #2287 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
Well, as a consequence, I'm going to hunt them down, torture the information I need from them, kill them, skin them and wear their skins as a goddamn "business casual" outfit. Their heads shall be mounted on memo spikes in my cubicle with the warning "This is what happens to fuckers who don't answer their fucking phones. Conform or die."
And THEN I will bring the issue up at a staff meeting.
Glamcookie - Jan 14, 2008 8:28:09 am PST #2288 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shoe post! I bought a new pair of, you guessed it, flats over the holidays. Black with a silver stripe and I loves them. Shoes: [link] Side: [link]
Vortex - Jan 14, 2008 8:28:24 am PST #2289 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 8:42:41 am PST #2290 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
"If there are any issues that Bob is handling and you need to speak with him, I suggest you visit his HEAD in my cubicle and invest in a Ouija board.
Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2008 8:44:05 am PST #2291 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."
"Also, I have some nice homemade soap if anyone wants some...."
EpicTangent - Jan 14, 2008 8:45:32 am PST #2292 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
I heart Vortex.
Not that this is news.
Morning, all.
So, new digital camera (it's pink!) and new laptop battery acquired this weekend for trip (Best Buy blows, Circuit City rocks - in case anyone didn't already know that breakdown). Tonight is new cellphone, at which time lisah, Sparky1, and Vortex will finally get an email with my number for hooking-up purposes.
askye - Jan 14, 2008 8:51:53 am PST #2293 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I think I'm PMSing hard, my reaction to everything is HULK SMASH! I've been snippy and rude, I shouldn't be here at work.
Ginger - Jan 14, 2008 9:21:29 am PST #2294 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm all HULK SMASH, but that's because I only have a finite amount of patience alloted for each day, and waiting 20 minutes at Kaiser only to find out they were out of the same medicine I'm out of and then being stuck at a train crossing used it all up. Also, I seem to be allergic to the one-month flea and tick stuff that I put on the dog yesterday and tiny evil creatures are hammering on my sinuses.
omnis_audis - Jan 14, 2008 9:25:13 am PST #2295 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
OMG she is cute, but I can no longer consider her. The director commented to the Costume Designer "she's looking monochromatic" and said mentioned actress asked "whats that mean".