Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I need someone to remind me that I can't scream "THIS PLACE SUCKS! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING INCOMPETENT MORON SHITBAGS!" set fire to the place and leave.
I cannot believe that I still CANNOT answer these peoples' questions! And the people who CAN are NEVER FUCKING AVAILABLE!
FUCK THIS PLACE IN ITS ASS WITH A METEOR THE SIZE OF TEXAS!!
I'm guessing then that you won't be asking for a permanent position?
I'm guessing then that you won't be asking for a permanent position?
Only if I first ask for a fire extinguisher.
And the people who CAN are NEVER FUCKING AVAILABLE!
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.
Well, as a consequence, I'm going to hunt them down, torture the information I need from them, kill them, skin them and wear their skins as a goddamn "business casual" outfit. Their heads shall be mounted on memo spikes in my cubicle with the warning "This is what happens to fuckers who don't answer their fucking phones. Conform or die."
And THEN I will bring the issue up at a staff meeting.
Shoe post! I bought a new pair of, you guessed it, flats over the holidays. Black with a silver stripe and I loves them. Shoes: [link] Side: [link]
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
"If there are any issues that Bob is handling and you need to speak with him, I suggest you visit his HEAD in my cubicle and invest in a Ouija board.
Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."
Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."
"Also, I have some nice homemade soap if anyone wants some...."
"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "
I heart Vortex.
Not that this is news.
Morning, all.
So, new digital camera (it's pink!) and new laptop battery acquired this weekend for trip (Best Buy blows, Circuit City rocks - in case anyone didn't already know that breakdown). Tonight is new cellphone, at which time lisah, Sparky1, and Vortex will finally get an email with my number for hooking-up purposes.