They hide from us. It's an unwritten perk.

Well, as a consequence, I'm going to hunt them down, torture the information I need from them, kill them, skin them and wear their skins as a goddamn "business casual" outfit. Their heads shall be mounted on memo spikes in my cubicle with the warning "This is what happens to fuckers who don't answer their fucking phones. Conform or die."

And THEN I will bring the issue up at a staff meeting.

Shoe post! I bought a new pair of, you guessed it, flats over the holidays. Black with a silver stripe and I loves them. Shoes: [link] Side: [link]

"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "

"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "

"If there are any issues that Bob is handling and you need to speak with him, I suggest you visit his HEAD in my cubicle and invest in a Ouija board.

Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."

Now...about the potluck lunch on Friday..."

"Also, I have some nice homemade soap if anyone wants some...."

"You may have noticed that Bob isn't in the meeting. You also may have noticed the bloody stain on the chair that Bob usually sits in. That's because Bob tried to run from me. In the future, I suggest you answer your phone when I call. "

I heart Vortex.

Not that this is news.

Morning, all.

So, new digital camera (it's pink!) and new laptop battery acquired this weekend for trip (Best Buy blows, Circuit City rocks - in case anyone didn't already know that breakdown). Tonight is new cellphone, at which time lisah, Sparky1, and Vortex will finally get an email with my number for hooking-up purposes.

I think I'm PMSing hard, my reaction to everything is HULK SMASH! I've been snippy and rude, I shouldn't be here at work.

I'm all HULK SMASH, but that's because I only have a finite amount of patience alloted for each day, and waiting 20 minutes at Kaiser only to find out they were out of the same medicine I'm out of and then being stuck at a train crossing used it all up. Also, I seem to be allergic to the one-month flea and tick stuff that I put on the dog yesterday and tiny evil creatures are hammering on my sinuses.

OMG she is cute, but I can no longer consider her. The director commented to the Costume Designer "she's looking monochromatic" and said mentioned actress asked "whats that mean".

oh htat sucks omin.

I'm just in a mood, people keep coming up while I'm on the phone talking and start asking me questions. Or when I try to explain to them not pay attention to what I'm saying. Or look at forms they sign every month with a blank look -- who is this what is this?