Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 12:49:15 pm PST #1294 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, and insent, lisah. No particular content, just letting you know not to spam filter me.


SuziQ - Jan 07, 2008 1:06:33 pm PST #1295 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

OMG 2.5 hour lunch. I never do that. I'm lucky if I take my usual 30 minutes. And alcohol. And nummy creme brule. Stuffed. So stuffed. And now work. Something is wrong with this picture.


amych - Jan 07, 2008 1:07:35 pm PST #1296 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Something is wrong with this picture.

You're right, something is wrong. Why weren't we invited?


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:16:26 pm PST #1297 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Remember how I was moaning about all the nights I had to work right before the holidays? Well I got a "Spotlight Award" worth $250 for my effort!! Awesome!


Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2008 1:17:52 pm PST #1298 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's great, Gloomcookie! I love those. They call them Spot Awards here.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:19:22 pm PST #1299 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

They call them "Extra Money? Shyeah, right." here.


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:22:52 pm PST #1300 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I say it's "worth" $250 cause they don't give you cash. Instead, you get to expense $250 worth of a service (like a meal, spa visit, tickets). It has to be a service, too - nothing tangible. Interesting, but gladly accepted!


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:44:31 pm PST #1301 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Man, I hate it when the East-Coasters are commuting home and/or eating their dinners. C'mon, I'm stuck covering phones, entertain me!


Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:46:26 pm PST #1302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

An irishman is driving when he gets pulled over

the cop says, "Hey Paddy, did you realize your wife fell out of the car a mile back?"

And Paddy says...

"Oh thank Christ! I thought I'd gone deaf!"


Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2008 1:49:19 pm PST #1303 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We're cooking fried chicken! It smells yummy in here.