An irishman is driving when he gets pulled over
the cop says, "Hey Paddy, did you realize your wife fell out of the car a mile back?"
And Paddy says...
"Oh thank Christ! I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes.
Faith ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:46:26 pm PST #1302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2008 1:49:19 pm PST #1303 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
We're cooking fried chicken! It smells yummy in here.
EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:50:11 pm PST #1304 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Thanks for humoring me, Laga.
Hee.
What do you call an Irishman left out overnight?
Paddy O'Furniture!
Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2008 1:50:41 pm PST #1305 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm about to head out to meet a bunch of people for the game!
Geaux fightin' tigers!
Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:51:03 pm PST #1306 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Heard in juvenile hall:
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? . . . . Cause it's full of cheetahs!
Laura - Jan 07, 2008 1:52:39 pm PST #1307 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
We're cheering with you, DJ. (I'm a bad fan that watches other stuff on my laptop with earphones while the boys watch the game on tv) But I see the good stuff since it replays again and again.
Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:54:46 pm PST #1308 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
better late than never:
Happy Birthday MiracleMan!
Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2008 1:58:16 pm PST #1309 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
But I see the good stuff since it replays again and again.
Let's hope Les and the boys give us lots and lots of good stuff. Like this [link]
Laura - Jan 07, 2008 2:02:01 pm PST #1310 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
It seems odd to them that read a book or watch something on the laptop in the middle of the cheering sports watching, but I like the activity of the game watching while the game doesn't hold my interest. Except the super plays that I watch. And popcorn. And wine.
d - Jan 07, 2008 2:19:42 pm PST #1311 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Happy Birthday, MM! Interesting article, too.
I've started my first blog on my triathlon training adventures. [link] I wish I had the ability to put words to page like many of the Buffistas, but since I can't I will just bore my friends and family in my own way.