I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:19:22 pm PST #1299 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

They call them "Extra Money? Shyeah, right." here.


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:22:52 pm PST #1300 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I say it's "worth" $250 cause they don't give you cash. Instead, you get to expense $250 worth of a service (like a meal, spa visit, tickets). It has to be a service, too - nothing tangible. Interesting, but gladly accepted!


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:44:31 pm PST #1301 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Man, I hate it when the East-Coasters are commuting home and/or eating their dinners. C'mon, I'm stuck covering phones, entertain me!


Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:46:26 pm PST #1302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

An irishman is driving when he gets pulled over

the cop says, "Hey Paddy, did you realize your wife fell out of the car a mile back?"

And Paddy says...

"Oh thank Christ! I thought I'd gone deaf!"


Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2008 1:49:19 pm PST #1303 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We're cooking fried chicken! It smells yummy in here.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:50:11 pm PST #1304 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thanks for humoring me, Laga.

Hee.

What do you call an Irishman left out overnight?

Paddy O'Furniture!


Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2008 1:50:41 pm PST #1305 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm about to head out to meet a bunch of people for the game!

Geaux fightin' tigers!


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:51:03 pm PST #1306 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Heard in juvenile hall:

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? . . . . Cause it's full of cheetahs!


Laura - Jan 07, 2008 1:52:39 pm PST #1307 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

We're cheering with you, DJ. (I'm a bad fan that watches other stuff on my laptop with earphones while the boys watch the game on tv) But I see the good stuff since it replays again and again.


Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:54:46 pm PST #1308 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

better late than never:

Happy Birthday MiracleMan!