They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jan 07, 2008 1:06:33 pm PST #1295 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

OMG 2.5 hour lunch. I never do that. I'm lucky if I take my usual 30 minutes. And alcohol. And nummy creme brule. Stuffed. So stuffed. And now work. Something is wrong with this picture.


amych - Jan 07, 2008 1:07:35 pm PST #1296 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Something is wrong with this picture.

You're right, something is wrong. Why weren't we invited?


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:16:26 pm PST #1297 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Remember how I was moaning about all the nights I had to work right before the holidays? Well I got a "Spotlight Award" worth $250 for my effort!! Awesome!


Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2008 1:17:52 pm PST #1298 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's great, Gloomcookie! I love those. They call them Spot Awards here.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:19:22 pm PST #1299 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

They call them "Extra Money? Shyeah, right." here.


Glamcookie - Jan 07, 2008 1:22:52 pm PST #1300 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I say it's "worth" $250 cause they don't give you cash. Instead, you get to expense $250 worth of a service (like a meal, spa visit, tickets). It has to be a service, too - nothing tangible. Interesting, but gladly accepted!


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:44:31 pm PST #1301 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Man, I hate it when the East-Coasters are commuting home and/or eating their dinners. C'mon, I'm stuck covering phones, entertain me!


Laga - Jan 07, 2008 1:46:26 pm PST #1302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

An irishman is driving when he gets pulled over

the cop says, "Hey Paddy, did you realize your wife fell out of the car a mile back?"

And Paddy says...

"Oh thank Christ! I thought I'd gone deaf!"


Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2008 1:49:19 pm PST #1303 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We're cooking fried chicken! It smells yummy in here.


EpicTangent - Jan 07, 2008 1:50:11 pm PST #1304 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thanks for humoring me, Laga.

Hee.

What do you call an Irishman left out overnight?

Paddy O'Furniture!