'cause FIRE!
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007: Heaven's Just a Funky Moose
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2007? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Toddson - Jan 17, 2008 5:43:59 am PST #365 of 513
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Theodosia - Jan 17, 2008 12:04:37 pm PST #366 of 513
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Most of the time, the razor blades are not lit.
I seem to have gotten a long long tube in the mail, which I haven't opened because of some vague memory of somebody in here stating that if a tube arrived before the package NOT to open the tube. Inasmuch as my sievelike memory allowed me to totally forget who said that, perhaps my S. Santa's identity is still clouded.
billytea - Jan 17, 2008 12:35:33 pm PST #367 of 513
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Most of the time, the razor blades are not lit.
And this matters? It's a freakin' razor blade!
Fay - Jan 17, 2008 1:48:18 pm PST #368 of 513
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
And this matters? It's a freakin' razor blade!
I agree. I do not understand how this works, but I was disinclined to ask the gentleman who stopped me and brandished a menu of exciting Pussy Shows at me for further details. 'Pussy Razor' it said. Which took me to a terrible and baffled mental place mostly full of 'No! It's sharp! Put it down!'
However, upon further reflection I am hoping that what it means is that the young lady in question has sufficiently gladiatorial pelvic muscles that she is able to insert the handle of a disposable razor into a location in which such an object is not usually found, and can then manipulate said razor by use of said pelvic muscles in such a way as to be able to give some white tourist the close shave of his life.
(Regardless of which, it has little to do with the 'hooker-smoking' business, whereas the cigarettes did. thus the bolding. But I entirely agree that the razor blades are pretty damn !!!!!-worthy.)
Toddson - Jan 18, 2008 4:50:34 am PST #369 of 513
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps it was a Razr phone ... and she dials, um, internally?
Jars - Jan 18, 2008 4:52:22 am PST #370 of 513
My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.
erikaj - Jan 18, 2008 12:18:07 pm PST #371 of 513
Always Anti-fascist!
what about...well, let's just say there are some things in that area I'd miss if they got cut.
Fay - Jan 18, 2008 2:09:08 pm PST #372 of 513
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.
Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2008 2:11:14 pm PST #373 of 513
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.
For me it would depend on the contents of the note.
Ginger - Jan 18, 2008 2:15:23 pm PST #374 of 513
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
For me, the contents of the note would have to be the local equivalent of "Call 911."