Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

'Dirty Girls'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007: Heaven's Just a Funky Moose  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2007? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Jars - Jan 18, 2008 4:52:22 am PST #370 of 513

My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.


erikaj - Jan 18, 2008 12:18:07 pm PST #371 of 513
Always Anti-fascist!

what about...well, let's just say there are some things in that area I'd miss if they got cut.


Fay - Jan 18, 2008 2:09:08 pm PST #372 of 513
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2008 2:11:14 pm PST #373 of 513
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

For me it would depend on the contents of the note.


Ginger - Jan 18, 2008 2:15:23 pm PST #374 of 513
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

For me, the contents of the note would have to be the local equivalent of "Call 911."


Laga - Jan 18, 2008 6:13:54 pm PST #375 of 513
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

alright Theodosia I'm outing myself to you.

UPS says the package was delivered at 3:30

Did ya get it?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2008 8:36:41 pm PST #376 of 513
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I finally got everything together and sent my santee's gift out yesterday, so it should arrive Monday or Tuesday at the latest.


Jars - Jan 19, 2008 4:25:44 am PST #377 of 513

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

Ha! Yes, but actually she wrote the note for his girlfriend, because he refused to get involved in the more saucy elements of the evening, because he was attached, and thought his girlfriend should know how chivalrous he was. Yes, that was the less saucy part of the evening.


Emily - Jan 19, 2008 8:53:43 am PST #378 of 513
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Good lord! I just got it, Matt, and wow! I'm already five pages into one book, and have teased my cat with Kang. This is fantastic! My poor Santee just got jam.

And I only just figured out the crackers. Oh well, they don't matter, do they?


Laga - Jan 19, 2008 1:13:32 pm PST #379 of 513
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

must. stop. checking. back.