My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

For me it would depend on the contents of the note.

For me, the contents of the note would have to be the local equivalent of "Call 911."

alright Theodosia I'm outing myself to you.

UPS says the package was delivered at 3:30

Did ya get it?

I finally got everything together and sent my santee's gift out yesterday, so it should arrive Monday or Tuesday at the latest.

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

Ha! Yes, but actually she wrote the note for his girlfriend, because he refused to get involved in the more saucy elements of the evening, because he was attached, and thought his girlfriend should know how chivalrous he was. Yes, that was the less saucy part of the evening.

Good lord! I just got it, Matt, and wow! I'm already five pages into one book, and have teased my cat with Kang. This is fantastic! My poor Santee just got jam.

And I only just figured out the crackers. Oh well, they don't matter, do they?

must. stop. checking. back.

Yes -- the box came! But it's sitting down in the living room unopened, where my roommate left it with the vague idea that I'd actually be spending enough time there this weekend to notice it was there. Or, for that matter, checking back here to find out that the package had been delivered.

Now I shall go downstairs, with a sharp object in my hand....

...she's been down there a while. I hope she didn't run down the stairs with the sharp object!