And this matters? It's a freakin' razor blade!

I agree. I do not understand how this works, but I was disinclined to ask the gentleman who stopped me and brandished a menu of exciting Pussy Shows at me for further details. 'Pussy Razor' it said. Which took me to a terrible and baffled mental place mostly full of 'No! It's sharp! Put it down!'

However, upon further reflection I am hoping that what it means is that the young lady in question has sufficiently gladiatorial pelvic muscles that she is able to insert the handle of a disposable razor into a location in which such an object is not usually found, and can then manipulate said razor by use of said pelvic muscles in such a way as to be able to give some white tourist the close shave of his life.

(Regardless of which, it has little to do with the 'hooker-smoking' business, whereas the cigarettes did. thus the bolding. But I entirely agree that the razor blades are pretty damn !!!!!-worthy.)

Perhaps it was a Razr phone ... and she dials, um, internally?

My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.

what about...well, let's just say there are some things in that area I'd miss if they got cut.

My friend's boyfriend brought her back a note written by a woman holding a pen in an unusual place last time he came back from touring. It's remarkably legible.

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

For me it would depend on the contents of the note.

For me, the contents of the note would have to be the local equivalent of "Call 911."

alright Theodosia I'm outing myself to you.

UPS says the package was delivered at 3:30

Did ya get it?

I finally got everything together and sent my santee's gift out yesterday, so it should arrive Monday or Tuesday at the latest.

Whilst I can only admire the skill that this implies in the scribe, I think that if that were my boyfriend, he might just find himself kicked to the curb.

Ha! Yes, but actually she wrote the note for his girlfriend, because he refused to get involved in the more saucy elements of the evening, because he was attached, and thought his girlfriend should know how chivalrous he was. Yes, that was the less saucy part of the evening.