We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Dec 19, 2007 10:53:50 am PST #8280 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:54:09 am PST #8281 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.

Deuced clever of those Zionists to disguise their treachery with a Spanish name...


Atropa - Dec 19, 2007 10:55:35 am PST #8282 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy

No no no. You're thinking of the old Proctor & Gamble symbol.


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:56:42 am PST #8283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The heads of most major industrial corporations are really aliens. Their home planet is much hotter than Earth, which is why they're all pushing global warming.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:57:32 am PST #8284 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy

No no no. You're thinking of the old Proctor & Gamble symbol.

Jilli's right. The K with a circle around it is a symbol of a conspiracy of "history fixers" from the future.

Wait, I'm getting that mixed up with something else...


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:59:29 am PST #8285 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Alt.Santas Put the X Back in Xmas

All about Objectivist Santa, Atheist Santa, Pagan Santa, etc....


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 11:05:05 am PST #8286 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".

Oxyclean works on bloodstains, right?

That's what the ads say.

The ads are right. Of course, hydrogen peroxide also will do the trick.

good thing there are no legal types here, or we'd be in trouououble. Should I let Sparky out of the basement now?


Lee - Dec 19, 2007 11:07:13 am PST #8287 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Should I let Sparky out of the basement now?

Do we need any evil plots right now? If not, I vote no.


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 11:07:57 am PST #8288 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

& etc:

El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.

oh lordy. just by typing that, you sprung fifteen new websites out of the ether.


JZ - Dec 19, 2007 11:08:49 am PST #8289 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.

DJ, do you have a forward function on your phone? Just forward the horrid BEEEEEEPS to your fax, and then call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.