Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.

DJ, do you have a forward function on your phone? Just forward the horrid BEEEEEEPS to your fax, and then call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.

Man, I hate all this skipping I have to do. I just had to come in thank you people in the tech thread, because that riff in COMM made my afternoon. And then with the stabby unicorns, and puppies. Man, there's no place like home.

And, now I have to leave. Again.

call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.

It's just...who does that!?! (I mean fax over and over, not your thing).

I can't forward to the fax. Don't even get me started on our patchwork telecommunications.

I think I should take these evil papers to the new Panera in Pasadena (about which, btw, squee!) and work there. Don't you? Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...

I can't forward to the fax.

Frankly, I wouldn't anyway, because it would mean their fax would go through, and I would be way too petty to let that happen through any of my doing. Though I do like the dial back idea.

DJ, when we first moved to Ohio, our new phone number was actually the old fax number of a large chemical company near us. We started getting fax calls at 3 a.m. and it went on for MONTHS. When I called the phone company to ask what to do, they told us to change our number--not that that would help the next poor schmuck that got assigned that telephone number.

I ended up calling the company and they loaned me a fax so that I could get the faxes and call the companies who were still using that number.

It was a HUGE pain in the ass but I became obsessed with straightening out the assheads who were still using my number as a fax.

Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...

HEY, KRISTIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEAVING EARLY? ARE YA, HUH? LEAVING?

...

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING UP THAT FINGER?

People are really trying to ruin the last few hours of my day.

Dear lady:

If you call 6 times a day for someone, and each time say, "Oh, I can never remember her name!" How bout when we figure out who in the hell you are talking about YOU WRITE IT THE FUCK DOWN!

Signed,
Sick of playing "guessing game" with your ass.

Saddam Hussein's yacht is for sale....

"And because the former dictator had reason to be paranoid, the boat has bulletproof glass, closed-circuit television, storage space for a large cache of weapons, including heavy machine guns and surface-to-air missiles, and a secret passage that runs the length of the boat for easy access to a fast patrol boat and a mini-submarine pod for emergency exits."

$34 million. We can come up with that, right?

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It's just...who does that!?! (I mean fax over and over, not your thing).

What they did was put their fax on the machine, dial the wrong number, and walk away. I'm sure it's the fax machine redailing. Sorry.

Someone just called me saying, "So is it pretty quiet over there?" IT MIGHT BE FOR SOME PEOPLE. I AM GOING BONKERS!!!

However, I did get a birthday card and cookies from my coworkers, since we're closed on my actual bday. So that's nice.