The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy
No no no. You're thinking of the old Proctor & Gamble symbol.
Jilli's right. The K with a circle around it is a symbol of a conspiracy of "history fixers" from the future.
Wait, I'm getting that mixed up with something else...
Alt.Santas Put the X Back in Xmas
All about Objectivist Santa, Atheist Santa, Pagan Santa, etc....
There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".
Oxyclean works on bloodstains, right?
That's what the ads say.
The ads are right. Of course, hydrogen peroxide also will do the trick.
good thing there are no legal types here, or we'd be in trouououble. Should I let Sparky out of the basement now?
Should I let Sparky out of the basement now?
Do we need any evil plots right now? If not, I vote no.
& etc:
El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.
oh lordy. just by typing that, you sprung fifteen new websites out of the ether.
Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.
DJ, do you have a forward function on your phone? Just forward the horrid BEEEEEEPS to your fax, and then call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.
Man, I hate all this skipping I have to do. I just had to come in thank you people in the tech thread, because that riff in COMM made my afternoon.
And then with the stabby unicorns, and puppies. Man, there's no place like home.
And, now I have to leave. Again.
call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.
It's just...who
does
that!?! (I mean fax over and over, not your thing).
I can't forward to the fax. Don't even get me started on our patchwork telecommunications.
I think I should take these evil papers to the new Panera in Pasadena (about which, btw, squee!) and work there. Don't you? Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...
I can't forward to the fax.
Frankly, I wouldn't anyway, because it would mean their fax would go through, and I would be way too petty to let that happen through any of my doing. Though I do like the dial back idea.