Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Dec 19, 2007 11:07:13 am PST #8287 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Should I let Sparky out of the basement now?

Do we need any evil plots right now? If not, I vote no.


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 11:07:57 am PST #8288 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

& etc:

El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.

oh lordy. just by typing that, you sprung fifteen new websites out of the ether.


JZ - Dec 19, 2007 11:08:49 am PST #8289 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.

DJ, do you have a forward function on your phone? Just forward the horrid BEEEEEEPS to your fax, and then call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.


JenP - Dec 19, 2007 11:12:04 am PST #8290 of 10001

Man, I hate all this skipping I have to do. I just had to come in thank you people in the tech thread, because that riff in COMM made my afternoon. And then with the stabby unicorns, and puppies. Man, there's no place like home.

And, now I have to leave. Again.


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 11:15:04 am PST #8291 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

call the callback number on the cover sheet that emerges and make horrible noises of your own at them.

It's just...who does that!?! (I mean fax over and over, not your thing).

I can't forward to the fax. Don't even get me started on our patchwork telecommunications.


Pix - Dec 19, 2007 11:16:09 am PST #8292 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I think I should take these evil papers to the new Panera in Pasadena (about which, btw, squee!) and work there. Don't you? Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...


brenda m - Dec 19, 2007 11:17:12 am PST #8293 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I can't forward to the fax.

Frankly, I wouldn't anyway, because it would mean their fax would go through, and I would be way too petty to let that happen through any of my doing. Though I do like the dial back idea.


Cashmere - Dec 19, 2007 11:17:53 am PST #8294 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

DJ, when we first moved to Ohio, our new phone number was actually the old fax number of a large chemical company near us. We started getting fax calls at 3 a.m. and it went on for MONTHS. When I called the phone company to ask what to do, they told us to change our number--not that that would help the next poor schmuck that got assigned that telephone number.

I ended up calling the company and they loaned me a fax so that I could get the faxes and call the companies who were still using that number.

It was a HUGE pain in the ass but I became obsessed with straightening out the assheads who were still using my number as a fax.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 11:18:17 am PST #8295 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...

HEY, KRISTIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEAVING EARLY? ARE YA, HUH? LEAVING?

...

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING UP THAT FINGER?


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 11:19:36 am PST #8296 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People are really trying to ruin the last few hours of my day.

Dear lady:

If you call 6 times a day for someone, and each time say, "Oh, I can never remember her name!" How bout when we figure out who in the hell you are talking about YOU WRITE IT THE FUCK DOWN!

Signed,
Sick of playing "guessing game" with your ass.