Get the illegal aliens in there somewhere for the hat trick.
They're here because of all the abortions. They're an effect, not a cause.
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Dec 19, 2007 10:51:38 am PST #8275 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Dec 19, 2007 10:51:47 am PST #8276 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Am I missing any?
El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.
Aims - Dec 19, 2007 10:51:57 am PST #8277 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Celine Dion is because God hates us for the Bay City Rollers.
NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 10:52:52 am PST #8278 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I've designed Laramie Project twice. I love that show.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:53:21 am PST #8279 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I've done it twice, too.
Allyson - Dec 19, 2007 10:53:50 am PST #8280 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:54:09 am PST #8281 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
El Nino is a Jewish conspiracy.
Deuced clever of those Zionists to disguise their treachery with a Spanish name...
Atropa - Dec 19, 2007 10:55:35 am PST #8282 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy
No no no. You're thinking of the old Proctor & Gamble symbol.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:56:42 am PST #8283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The heads of most major industrial corporations are really aliens. Their home planet is much hotter than Earth, which is why they're all pushing global warming.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:57:32 am PST #8284 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The K with a circle around it symbol on foods is a secret satanic conspiracy
No no no. You're thinking of the old Proctor & Gamble symbol.
Jilli's right. The K with a circle around it is a symbol of a conspiracy of "history fixers" from the future.
Wait, I'm getting that mixed up with something else...