Billy Graham's daughter explained that Katrina happened because we kicked God out of our lives, so he went and didn't protect us.
That's just a small step from Fred Phelps logic.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:45:54 am PST #8265 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:03 am PST #8266 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dear Person who has clearly never used office equipment before:
If you are at the fax machine, and you hear someone answer on the other end. You are trying to fax to a phone. Try calling that number to get the actual fax number instead of attempting to fax to the phone multiple times.
No love,
Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:48 am PST #8267 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.
I have had many people attempt to fax my head.
Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:51 am PST #8268 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
It's not really snopesy stuff, it's "humorous" forwards. Last week he posted LOLcats.
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 10:47:18 am PST #8269 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
That's just a small step from Fred Phelps logic.
It wasn't even entirely true. It was a mish-mash of three different stories, like those kinds of things usually are.
Still, I almost wanted to say, "I thought you liked me. Why are you sending me this?"
NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 10:47:56 am PST #8270 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
That's just a small step from Fred Phelps logic.
Phelps is a useless waste of humanity.
Um, sorry about that, it's a pavlovian reaction to his name.
amych - Dec 19, 2007 10:49:33 am PST #8271 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, it's getting hard to keep the scorecard straight. 9/11 was because God hates us for tolerating the gays and feminists; Katrina was because God hates us for tolerating the Jews? Am I missing any?
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2007 10:50:51 am PST #8272 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Get the illegal aliens in there somewhere for the hat trick.
Atropa - Dec 19, 2007 10:51:07 am PST #8273 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Am I missing any?
Every school shooting is because of Goths and violent video games.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:51:34 am PST #8274 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Phelps is a useless waste of humanity.
Um, sorry about that, it's a pavlovian reaction to his name.
S'okay. Completely reasonable.
Tangentially, I'm doing a show with one of the original cast members of The Laramie Project.