Oh, god. Okay. For the next three hours or so, just imagine me whimpering and saying "ow" and "motherfucker" repeatedly.
Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.
Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Dec 12, 2007 5:36:05 am PST #6819 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
beekaytee - Dec 12, 2007 5:41:02 am PST #6820 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
rice, rice baby! Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.
And alot of cursing and hopping around, of course. Poor thing. Hope it feels better right away.
Dana - Dec 12, 2007 5:41:33 am PST #6821 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
shrift! What are you doing? Cut it out, whatever it is!
shrift - Dec 12, 2007 5:45:50 am PST #6822 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I dropped my security badge and knelt down to pick it up while opening a door.
Opened the door into my knee. Hurt so bad that if I didn't have metaphorical balls of steel, I'd still be sitting in the elevator lobby, crying and moaning, "oooooooooooooh."
Somehow I managed to stand up and hobble inside the door, although I had to limp to the bathroom and sit down for about five minutes, because Jesus Christ.
Sue - Dec 12, 2007 5:48:24 am PST #6823 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Ow shrift! Can you walk on it now? You should totally ice it.
Miracleman - Dec 12, 2007 5:48:26 am PST #6824 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
You know what's awesome?
Aleve.
I've had this back thing happenin' for the last week and a half or so. Sciatic nerve being ground to pulp, shooting pains down my left leg, blah blah blah.
Today I remembered we had a couple Aleve in the medicine stash. "What the hell," thought I. "I'll give anything a shot."
Dudes. DUDES. Pain drastically reduced and what pain there is is being taken care of by the "It's there, but I don't care" effect that I usually experience only with Vicodin or similar.
So, it's like Vicodin, but without the stoned.
I would happily do a commercial right now for this product.
"Aleve helped my back pain. I'm taking it right now And It's Fucking Great!!"
Narrator: "Aleve. It's Fucking Great. Pleasetakeresponsibly."
Dana - Dec 12, 2007 5:49:05 am PST #6825 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Can you ice it? Elevate it?
Allyson - Dec 12, 2007 5:51:38 am PST #6826 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey, Allyson, I saw your book prominently displayed at Virgin Megastore today. Which ain't shabby several months after its publication, so maybe a surge in xmas/channukah sales.
That's awesome!
I think sales are still going pretty well, for a little book. Maybe I'll have a second printing. Maybe fluffy pink unicorns made of cotton candy will bring me a latte.
shrift - Dec 12, 2007 5:54:36 am PST #6827 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
At work. No ice. Maybe can elevate, but really don't want to extend my knee.
Really should have stayed in bed.
Kat - Dec 12, 2007 6:00:39 am PST #6828 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Maybe fluffy pink unicorns made of cotton candy will bring me a latte.
Damn. Too bad Noah isn't old enough to drive and that we threw away his pink unicorn costume.
I am uninspired today.
I'm also in my office, with the door shut and the space heater on. Yes. Space heater. Every place I spend time this year has been the site of one of my purchased space heaters. how many have I purchased this year? 4. YES. Four.