Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Dec 12, 2007 5:51:38 am PST #6826 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey, Allyson, I saw your book prominently displayed at Virgin Megastore today. Which ain't shabby several months after its publication, so maybe a surge in xmas/channukah sales.

That's awesome!

I think sales are still going pretty well, for a little book. Maybe I'll have a second printing. Maybe fluffy pink unicorns made of cotton candy will bring me a latte.


shrift - Dec 12, 2007 5:54:36 am PST #6827 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

At work. No ice. Maybe can elevate, but really don't want to extend my knee.

Really should have stayed in bed.


Kat - Dec 12, 2007 6:00:39 am PST #6828 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Maybe fluffy pink unicorns made of cotton candy will bring me a latte.

Damn. Too bad Noah isn't old enough to drive and that we threw away his pink unicorn costume.

I am uninspired today.

I'm also in my office, with the door shut and the space heater on. Yes. Space heater. Every place I spend time this year has been the site of one of my purchased space heaters. how many have I purchased this year? 4. YES. Four.


Steph L. - Dec 12, 2007 6:01:18 am PST #6829 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My co-workers think I am a ROCK STAR. Our server is on life support, yet we aren't installing a new one until December 30. Why are we waiting to take care of something that is crucial to the continued existence of our product? No one knows.

In any case, Chatty!co-worker's Mac has the largest hard drive in my department, so he copied all our relevant files onto his hard drive (which is, like, 500-600 files, literally), and has been, for the last week and a half, e-mailing files back and forth between 4 of us so that we can work on them. But because we all work on a different file, at our own pace, it's resulted in him being interrupted about every 10 minutes: "[Chatty], can you e-mail me this? [Chatty], can you e-mail me that? [Chatty], I'm e-mailing you a new version of the file I e-mailed you 2 hours ago, make sure you overwrite the one on your hard drive," etc.

Imagine the possibilities for fuck-ups.

Anyway. I just networked our 4 computers (3 Macs, 1 PC running Windows XP), using Chatty's Mac as the "server," in about 5 minutes, because Macs are MADE OF AWESOME.

My co-workers are looking at me as if I just created life out of the primordial ooze.


Dana - Dec 12, 2007 6:08:12 am PST #6830 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

At work. No ice. Maybe can elevate, but really don't want to extend my knee.

I realize going out to get an ice pack would require walking. Can you get someone to make a drugstore run? Can you steal something from a refrigerator?


shrift - Dec 12, 2007 6:13:38 am PST #6831 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am alone in the office today, in the basement, three levels below ground.

I'll be fine. I'll just, you know, be walking funny all day.


Jessica - Dec 12, 2007 6:27:30 am PST #6832 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My co-workers are looking at me as if I just created life out of the primordial ooze.

You should demand a statue built in your honor!


Dana - Dec 12, 2007 6:27:57 am PST #6833 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'll be fine. I'll just, you know, be walking funny all day.

You concern me.


shrift - Dec 12, 2007 6:29:26 am PST #6834 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm going to die of boredom today if I don't manage to accidentally kill myself first.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 6:32:58 am PST #6835 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. Almost got hit by a car. What makes it especially annoying is I predicted the possibility of the driver's stupidity seconds before he actually did it, and was watching for it, but he still almost hit me anyway....