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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oooh, that sounds tasty.
But not if you're not expecting it.
We went out to lunch at a new place this weekend, which was decent, but the best part was the bread they brought to the table, which included biscuits with green onion, cheese, and bacon baked into them.
My most traumatic scone experience was when I was in New Zealand, and bit into a scone, and it had bits of ham in it.
I do love a ham and cheese scone. But if you're not expecting meat in your baked goods, that would be narsty.
From eBay - awesome art....
Original Art- Linocut -Very Limited - Muppet Propaganda
It's done in early Soviet propaganda poster style:
This piece is called "Invincible" and depicts an army of Berts, ideal soldiers for the motherland, looking ahead, undaunted, unstoppable, and slightly grumpy.
Oh, god. Okay. For the next three hours or so, just imagine me whimpering and saying "ow" and "motherfucker" repeatedly.
rice, rice baby! Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.
And alot of cursing and hopping around, of course. Poor thing. Hope it feels better right away.
shrift! What are you doing? Cut it out, whatever it is!
I dropped my security badge and knelt down to pick it up while opening a door.
Opened the door into my knee. Hurt so bad that if I didn't have metaphorical balls of steel, I'd still be sitting in the elevator lobby, crying and moaning, "oooooooooooooh."
Somehow I managed to stand up and hobble inside the door, although I had to limp to the bathroom and sit down for about five minutes, because Jesus Christ.
Ow shrift! Can you walk on it now? You should totally ice it.
You know what's awesome?
Aleve.
I've had this back thing happenin' for the last week and a half or so. Sciatic nerve being ground to pulp, shooting pains down my left leg, blah blah blah.
Today I remembered we had a couple Aleve in the medicine stash. "What the hell," thought I. "I'll give anything a shot."
Dudes. DUDES. Pain drastically reduced and what pain there is is being taken care of by the "It's there, but I don't care" effect that I usually experience only with Vicodin or similar.
So, it's like Vicodin, but without the stoned.
I would happily do a commercial right now for this product.
"Aleve helped my back pain. I'm taking it right now And It's Fucking Great!!"
Narrator: "Aleve. It's Fucking Great. Pleasetakeresponsibly."
Can you ice it? Elevate it?