This is even cooler than it sounds: [link]
Boing Boing
described it so:
Flavia sez, "Here's a Brazilian blog for the 'International Ugly Mickey Contest'. It's in Portuguese, but it's really great to see the terrible, amazingly ugly versions of Mickey Mouse. The contest is over now, but the blog will keep posting the ugly mickeys people send from all over the world."
Worksafe, as it's just a Santa. Who is possibly holding a butt-plug.
Only if Santa is really REALLY small...
Now we know why they bounce.
Does the position sound like something you're fairly current on? Do you need to research software or anything?
From what he mentioned on the phone, it's very similar to the work I used to do for my old job. Some software research might be warranted, though.
Do you have an answer prepared for "Why do you want to leave your current job?"
We already discussed that a bit. Unstable industry! Not challenging enough!
Also, another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
That is a good idea. And I need to stop making porn jokes in my head so I can think of some.
The revirginization thing strikes me as nonsense, although I do know that cosmetic labial surgery is a thing in this country. Because... getting naked with somebody doesn't mean the intimacy of funnylooking privates? I mean, if you are going to be funnylooking any place on your body, your privates is the best place for it! They're privates!
Indeed, Marina’s second “wedding” night was a rather painful experience for her. On the contrary, her boyfriend enjoyed every minute if it.
What kind of sick fuck enjoys that? And how best may we identify them, so as to warn all our friends?
Speaking of Bumbles bouncing, I want these!! (Island of Misfit Toys ornaments.)
And I need to stop making porn jokes in my head
Good luck with that. For sure none of us are succeeding!
Who here got spanked by their parents?
Never. When i did something wrong they would sit me down between them and take turns talking at me endlessly about how it was wrong and why. I remember begging my mother to please just spank me and get it over with, which just prolonged the lecture by adding another 45 minutes of why physical violence is never the best way to solve anything.
In retrospect i have to admire that kind of stamina. Who has that sort of time?