'Dirty Girls'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ION, Bionic Hymens
Today’s Pravda brings us: “Every woman has five reasons to recover her virginity”, a three-page promotorial for hymenoplasty surgery. No longer merely a tool for fooling hapless hubbies, revirginisation is the new sexual empowerfulment for the noughties.
another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
Like, "Won't that cut off my circulation?"
"Every woman has five reasons to recover her virginity"
1. Refuse to feel shame over ownership of sexuality; have shame surgically re-installed.
2. Enjoyed the pain of losing it the first time SO much, you want to do it again!
3. Found one more body part to pierce/tattoo.
4. Not fully dressed without one.
5. After getting face-lift, tummy tuck, liposuction, breast augmentation, and ass-lift, plastic surgeon offers "free procedure"; only one left you haven't undergone is the rehymenization; think to self, "Why the hell not? It means more Vicodin!"
revirginisation is the new sexual empowerfulment for the noughties.
Thereby rendering them not-so-noughties.
There is a commercial here for an "Australian makeover" that pisses me off on several levels that must involve that.(hee, hee, down under, Get it?) Argh.
There is a commercial here for an "Australian makeover" that pisses me off on several levels that must involve that.(hee, hee, down under, Get it?) Argh.
There is a surgical procedure to become Australian?
Here's a piece of chocolate shaped like Santa holding a Christmas tree. Although some say it looks like a sex toy: [link]
Worksafe, as it's just a Santa. Who is possibly holding a butt-plug.
Well, that would bug me less. Personally, if you are established enough to pay a surgeon to mutilate a body part, shouldn't you be old enough not to be "cute" about it? How great was Nip/Tuck last night? IMO, best one ever.
Scrabulous can blow me. I finally had a few minutes to plot against Jesse, and the stupid thing won't load.
BLAH.